Thanks to enrollment being slower than desired, YOU still have time to be among the first (well, actually, you could be THE FIRST) to graduate from Darrtown University. See the Admission page.
End-of-year report of alumni - 2010: We have none, yet.
End-of-year report of alumni - 2011: Still none.
End-of-year report of alumni - 2012: No change
End-of-year report of alumni - 2013: Nope, nada
End-of-year report of alumni - 2014: "We'll find out, won't we?"
To be determined...
There is a rumor that the first-ever Darrtown University Alumni Reunion may be held on Saturday, September 12, 2015, during the Darrtown Reunion / Fall Festival.
If true, then it may be that the first-ever Darrtown University graduation program might possibly occur on September 12, 2015 - give or take a few hours or days.
To be a part of the somewhat Iffy 2015 graduation ceremony, you must be a graduate; enroll now! Or, soon. Well, at least before the 2015 enrollment period ends...on May 15, 2015 [ also known as 5/15/15 ].
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