ADMINISTRATION

The Board of Trustees is in the process of drafting a plan that will reorganize the administration of Darrtown University.

 

Public opinion is sought regarding the titles of our administrators.

 

For example, we are weary of the traditional, time-worn, and pretentious titles like President, Provost, Dean, Endowed Chair, etc.

 

Instead, for those who lead from the loftiest of positions in the ivy towers, we are considering more honest descriptors such as, "Dictator" or "King." Or, maybe just "Head Honcho."

 

Department "Chairs" or "Deans" may become "Gurus" or "Ramrods."

 

Please submit ideas to the web master.

 

Help draft the plan!

 

Label university leaders

according to

how they function.

 

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