Graduation
As fast as we can process your paper work [after you pay the modest admission fee], we will forward your diploma and summarily verify that you are a legitimate graduate of Darrtown University.
Special Promotion: During our first decade of operation, Darrtown University is offering an "early-bird, blue-light" special that combines the price of admission with the price of a diploma.
This unique opportunity enables you to purchase a diploma before being admitted to the school.
See the Book Store page for details.
Experience the thrill of "turning the tassel,"
as you participate in the graduation ceremonies,
while proudly wearing the comfortable, yet stylish,
one-size-fits-all, Darrtown University graduation cap!
Note: The traditional graduation gown is not required.
Well, actually, it is discouraged, as such a garment often entices miscreants to engage in illegal activities.
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